Congratulations on New Baby Funny Snarky Innappropriate Letterpress Card

This elegant and irreverent letterpress card is the perfect way to congratulate a new mom on their bundle of joy, while simultaneously acknowledging the fact that the process itself probably wasn't very much fun. Text reads as follows:
"Congratulations on pushing a TINY HUMAN through your lady bits!"
Printed the old-fashioned way on a Chandler & Price press from the late 1800's, this card has the classic look and feel of luxury that can't be replicated with a printer. The unique printing process makes each card truly unique, resulting in subtle variations that are part of the beauty of letterpress.
The snarky phrase is strikingly printed in black ink on bright white, 100% cotton, high-quality, heavy-weight 100% cotton cardstock. The juxtaposition between the card's elegant look and feel with its sarcastic greeting is sure to make your loved one smile. Features a blank inside for you to write your own equally snarky message! Back of card features La Folie Press logo.
The card comes with a complimentary luxe light purple envelope. Think a different envelope color would be perfect for your friend? Send a message and I'll do my best to accommodate your request!
Folded card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches.