If I Was Gonna Murder Somebody Funny Friendship Letterpress Greeting Card

This elegant and irreverent letterpress card is the perfect way to let that one friend know how much you mean to them - and that you would absolutely need them were something to go DOWN...(wink wink). Text reads as follows:"If I was gonna murder somebody, I'd ask you to help me hide the body."Printed the old-fashioned way on a Chandler & Price press from the late 1800's, this card has the classic look and feel of luxury that can't be replicated with a printer. The unique printing process makes each card truly unique, resulting in subtle variations that are part of the beauty of letterpress.The snarky phrase is strikingly printed in black ink on bright white, 100% cotton, high-quality, heavy-weight cardstock. The juxtaposition between the card's elegant look and feel with its sarcastic greeting is sure to make your loved one smile. Features a blank inside for you to write your own equally snarky message! Back of card features La Folie Press logo.The card comes with a complimentary luxe light blue envelope. Think a different envelope color would be perfect for your friend? Send a message and I'll do my best to accommodate your request!Folded card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches.